A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like Medicine. (Prov. 17:22)

Laughter is a great thing -- that's why we've all heard the saying, "Laughter is the best medicine." There is strong evidence that laughter can actually improve health and help fight disease.

Human beings love to laugh, and the average adult laughs 17 times a day. Humans love to laugh so much that there are actually industries built around laughter. Jokes, sitcoms and comedians are all designed to get us laughing, because laughing feels good.

That is why in this post we are bringing you  series of jokes from renowned comedians to help put a smile on your face!

The year is far too young to start carrying around a moody face, smile and remember with joy, you shall draw water from the Wells of salvation. (Isa 12:3)

 HERE IS SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT 

HUMAN RACE

A little girl asked her mother,"How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

 The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from

monkeys?"

 The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side." Which side are you on?      Source;

Stephanie Baker

THE ILL MAN & MAD MAN.

A DIRTY MAD MAN WAS STANDING NEAR A CHEMIST SHOP..... WHEN AN ILL MAN ENTERD THE CHEMIST AND WAS COMPLAINING.... DOCTOR AM HAVING A TERRIBLE HEADACHE AND ITS REALLY GIVEN ME A STRONG FEVER.......... IMMEDIATELY, THE MAD MAN ENTERD AND ASKED.....DOES THE HEADACHE MAKE UR BODY VERY HOT?

 ILL MAN: Yes

MAD MAN: And sometimes it will Be asif they are playing army drum on ur head...? ILL MAN: (surprised) yes!!!

MAD MAN: And it will be asif the Earth is turning round...?

ILL MAN: Jess!!! Yes its truth..

MAD MAN: And all ur body will be on fire...? ILL MAN: (Oh my god) u're saying The fact MAD MAN: And ur room ceiling Will turn to cabin biscuit,and ur waste bin Will turn to paradise in ur eyes...?

 ILL MAN: (exclaimed) yes!!!!...

MAD MAN: And u will be saying some Words that u cannot interpret...?

 ILL MAN: (astonished) Yes yes yes.... That's a big truth.....

MAD MAN: Na we we......

 ILL MAN: But how come u know all this things.....?

MAD MAN: Na so my own take start........ THE MAN FAINTED..

Source;

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 THE MORTUARY ATTENDANT

A mortuary attendant was receiving bodies when he saw this body with the

name Mike on it with the longest manhood he had ever seen. He decided to cut it

off and go show his wife. when he got home he called out his wife saying

"Sweetie come I wanna show you something". The wife came and on spotting the manhood she screamed "YOU MEAN MIKE IS DEAD!!!!!!!????  

Source; Stephanie Baker

LAWYER & A JAMAICAN

A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy...

So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game.

The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500..'

This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'

The Jamaican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Jamaican's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?

'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows.

He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching, he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Jamaican and hands him $500.

The Jamaican pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Jamaican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

THREE WISE WOMEN
Imagine if the three wise men were women:
They would have presented gifts such as
pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap),cerelac and so on.
After leaving, one would have told the other, "Did
you see Mary's shoes? They don't match her
dress".
One would have also said, "I heard Joseph is not
working, he's just a carpenter. How will they
survive?"
Another would have said, "Imagine the kind of
dirty environment she delivered, are they not
perceiving the bad odour from the animals?"

Another would have also said, "The baby doesn't
even resemble Joseph, was she really a virgin?".
One would have replied, "Virgin indeed, I knew
Mary in SECONDARY SCHOOL, she was always
around boys".
Another would have been eyeing Joseph. Source; Comedian James leo

 Lol! I can't  stop laughing, hope you enjoyed this jokes from these great acts as I have, be sure to check out their pages to read more of their stuff or you can submit yours using the contact form to be published on our next jokes section. Happy new year once small and keep smiling, don't forget to share and leave a comment, #Binspired!